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adventuretime:

Whoa! This tatto is super math! How come we didn’t get any :(

skronked:

this was a design i did for an Adventure time temporary tattoo freebee cartoon network was giving away last year.

This should be a permanent Tattoo on me.. j/s

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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  • Umbridge: You applied first for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
  • Snape: Yes.
  • Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
  • Snape: Ob
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  • Snape: viously.

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